I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Enjoy the penises
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Two words: nipple clamps
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