he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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