But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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