Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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