How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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