You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This baby is an asshole
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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