Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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