oh god the rape fog is back!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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