Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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