i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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