This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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