oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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