so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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