Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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