this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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