She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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