I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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