It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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