just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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