Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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