Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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