the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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