Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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