You work out of a Hotel?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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