This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I am one with the molecules
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
