I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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