Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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