Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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