Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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