You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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