And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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