playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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