I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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