We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So apparently I’m into choking now
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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