he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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