It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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