You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
People with herpes should wear stickers.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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