we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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