At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I need to calm my uterus...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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