Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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