The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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