i just had sex bonerless
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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