? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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