It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it was like eating out sand paper
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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