im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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