i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
