were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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