Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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