a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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