my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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