I don't think brook has ever known best
is wine microwaveable?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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