his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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