The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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