I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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