dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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