if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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