I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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